Do you like reading jokes? Here are 10 jokes for you to read in case you’re bored……
When you are born you actually have 4 kidneys.
But as you get older, two of them turn into adult knees.
Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water.
I was like, well, damn.
My housemates are convinced that our house is haunted.
I’ve lived here for 274 years and i haven’t noticed anything.
My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year
and he still can’t say the word please……which I think is poor for four.
It seems like everyday I come across a new article about a
cure for Alzheimer’s. Turns out it’s actually the same article.
Tractor Joke
So this guy is a massive tractor fan, he has everything you can think of related to tractors, tractor models, tractor posters, etc. Eventually his wife says its between me and the tractors, he chooses his wife.
One day walking down the road there is a house fire that is mostly put out but has a lot of smoke, and while he is watching, a fire fighter says “Is there anything you can do to help? We need all the help we can get.”
The guy responds with, “Yeah, let me help.”
He walks up to the house and takes a massive breath and inhales all the smoke with no problem. The firefighter, completely baffled, says “What! How did you do that?!”
So the guy responds with “I’m an Ex-tractor fan”
An American and a Russian both praise their homeland.
– Russian freedom is not different to US freedom.
The American says:
-Now look, I could go right now in front of the white house and hold a protest against president Biden and nothing would happen to me.
-My friend, it is exactly the same in Russia. The red square is open to all those who wish to protest against president Biden.
When I were younger I had a motorcycle. But when I got older
I sold the motorcycle and bought a car…...
riding the motorcycle made me two tired…
How do you rescue a dying monitor
With a screen saver
I quit my job as a scuba diving instructor the first day at work.
Deep down.., I realized it wasn’t for me.
